what if there were professional text post critics
Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.
First time Emerald & Mercury
sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting
“Darkness Conquers All Worlds!!”
Oh boy, it’s a Luigi!
'I used to dress a lot in black and now I've let color into my life, its very metaphorical'
She looks so good
What happens when you cut the tree the villager is hiding.
I F O U N D Y O U M O T H E R F U C K E R
when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder
I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry